you had to know i would've said yes

hi. i'm tracy. i like blaine. this blog is NOT spoiler-free and is sometimes NSFW.

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lol so i saw that chris is singing and it’s probably scissor sisters and i feel like it’s going to be sexy grown up karaoke in front of chase madison or whoever and i’m like ahskdjsjdj no don’t get a new bf :(

but then (and this doesn’t even seem like something kurt would do but lol glee) i imagined him singing and being hot and awesome and chase (or whoever) is like “come home with me tonight” and kurt says fuck it and goes and whatever, they do stuff, and it’s like on HIMYM when that dude pulled the naked man on robin so she slept with him and then tried to pretend she actually liked him and didn’t just have sex with him because he’s naked

and kurt’s like “oh crap i matter why did i do that???” but in a funny way and not an angsty one, so he tries to date chase or whoever but realizes it’s dumb and the sex wasn’t even great and so he breaks up with him and then reconciles with blaine after an appropriate about of time (which is hopefully not that long)